Husby and Wifey have made a monumental career change decision. No more photography or lucrative private security for these two, nope- a new era has begun. They have decided to become your latest and greatest Baby Naming Professionals.
In light of the fact that they have no children themselves, wifey decides they are amply qualified to assist the Portland elites in naming their new offspring. According to Steven Levitt , Economist and co-author of Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything (P.S.)
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